employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
So I’m not the only one who has done this
I would have retired after that
"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]
Cutest elephants ever.
hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE ELEPHANTS